"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
04/16/2017 at 10:44 • Filed to: None
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"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
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Does he get 2 birthday? Is that what Easter is? A birthday party?
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 10:45 |
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never thought about it like that.
CB
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 10:57 |
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Nope. He was resurrected, not reborn.
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> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 10:59 |
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Nah, just one.
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Funktheduck
> CB
04/16/2017 at 11:01 |
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But it’s celebrated like s birthday. There are cakes and presents. You can see my confusion
My bird IS the word
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:06 |
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They just celebrate his birthday today, because otherwise Jesus would get shafted on his Christmas presents.
Source:someone who’s birthday is the day after Christmas.
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> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:11 |
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And eggs. Don’t forget the eggs.
Svend
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:22 |
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Come on, we’ve all had one of those nights out.
Drank so much one Friday night, gone home, been crucified by the other half for getting in such a drunken state, felt close to death over the weekend but forced to get up on Monday morning or risk getting fired from work.
celebrating it is just another excuse to party again.
#JustJoking. SJW need not reply.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:26 |
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I mean, he could have two birthdays. I don’t think anyone would tell him no.
Like, I have friends who celebrate their lunar birthday along with their normal birthday, and I’m like, okay, that’s cool, but you’re only getting half on any one birthday that you’d get on a single birthday.
Matsayz
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:33 |
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But how do you explain the bunny and eggs?
Leon711
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 11:37 |
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If you suffered a cardiac arrest, but were revived, would you not have cake to celebrate? It wouldn’t be a birthday though.
Chariotoflove
> My bird IS the word
04/16/2017 at 11:43 |
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Wonder how many Hail Marys I have to say for laughing at that.
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Chariotoflove
> Matsayz
04/16/2017 at 11:45 |
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I don’t think those are chocolate eggs the giant bunny left behind. But you go ahead and eat them if you like.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Matsayz
04/16/2017 at 11:51 |
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It’s spring equinox so it’s a fertility symbol.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 12:25 |
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Jesus isn’t a born again kreeeshchin, if he ever really existed. I was an archeology major and the whole thing is rather spotty at best.
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Funktheduck
> 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
04/16/2017 at 13:49 |
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In high school our history teacher made us write a paper on the romans and Jesus and some movie. One girl got a zero because she said Jesus didn’t exist.
Racin'Jason001
> Matsayz
04/16/2017 at 13:55 |
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Well, one story is that a bunny was nearby Jesus when he was resurrected, and the bunny was blessed. It was then “secularized” to bring everyone some sort of present, that being an egg. It is more likely, though, that since Easter is around spring time, and the bunnies come out during that Spring time, they would base things around it. Same with chicks and eggs.
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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Funktheduck
04/16/2017 at 14:17 |
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Typical
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Funktheduck
> 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
04/16/2017 at 15:29 |
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Yeah. He said “I don’t care if you believe in Christianity or not. I don’t care if you believe if he’s the son of god or not. But there is no denying that Jesus Christ the person existed”
Then of course, you get to college and take classes from people who made teaching their life’s work and not from the guy teaching history and his primary focus is being a coach and things change.